Rajnikant Reloaded

1. Recently china airports were closed due to heavy fog....... later it was discovered that rajanikanth was smoking in india!!!!!!!!!!
2. Rajanikanth did his kg from seven different places..today those places are known as iits!!!!!!
3. The government of india pays tax to Rajanikanth for living in india!!!!!!!
4. Definition of solar eclipse : when Rajanikanth stares at sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. this greatest phenomena is called solar eclipse.........!!!!!
5. Rajanikanth woke up one day and decided he should share atleast one percent of his knowledge with the world......thus....................... the google was born!!!!
6. Think what would have happened if Rajani would have born 150 years ago..????? british would have fought for independance....
7. Best Rajani joke!!!!!!---even ghajini remembers rajani!!!!
8. Why do earthquakes occurs????? because at that time Rajanikanth's mobile is on vibration mode!!!!!!!!!
9. Once Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school.....! since then that day is known as...........................sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10. Breaking news: isro does not exists anymore.....!! Rajanikanth purchased all the rockets for diwali celebration!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11. Why did Rajani buy an acre of land wth 4 wells on each corner?????...................... to play carrom!!!!!!
12. Before Tom cruise, Rajani was approached for the movie mission impossible, but rajani refused as he found the title insulting..

The pyramids in egypt are actually......................................Rajanikanths primary school craft projects!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some Rajnikant Facts

With Robot (Endhiran) Southern Superstar Rajnikant has shown his box-office might. Here are some fun facts that make him folk lore.
  1. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice
   2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth
       down.
   3. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
   4. Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.
   5. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep
   6. Rajnikanth makes onions cry.
   7. Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
   8. Rajnikanth can drown a fish.
   9. When Rajnikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,..............
        he turns the dark off.
  10. When Rajnikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is
        stupid enough to get in between Rajnikanth and Rajnikanth.
  11. Rajnikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one
        fools Rajnikanth.
  12. Rajnikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
  13. Rajnikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
        The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around
        awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
  14. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajnikanth was cold,
        so he turned the sun up.
  15. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could
       use to kill you, including the room itself.
  16. Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajnikanth only
        recognizes the element of surprise.
  17. Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet
        with Rajnikanth
  18. Rajnikanth once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills.
        They made him blink
  19. If you google search "Rajnikanth getting kicked"your search will
        generate 0 results. It just doesn't
        happen.
  20. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikanth
        kicked one of the corners off.

Some more
  21. Once Rajnikant issued a cheque and there was no balance...........................
       The bank bounced
 22. Its on Breaking news..............
       Rajni ate the missing peice in the Apple Logo
 23. Rajnikant once entered a race, he came... first, second and third.........


Tell me about your favorite one.  :-)

Why Peepli Live for me is a horror movie?

I saw the movie Peepli Live yesterday and it scared me.

Do not mis-understand me, I liked the the movie. It is a well made movie. The first time director Anusha Rizvi has done an admirable job she has her heart in the right place. It has a good script, well supported by actors rather than stars. It was good to see Raghubir Yadav again. For the thinking person Peepli Live is a movie which makes you think. Kudos to Aamir Khan for producing such a movie.

The reason Peepli Live scare me was because it was so real. For me journalism is one of the main pillars of a functioning democracy. It is a profession as noble as that of a doctor or a teacher and carries as much responsibility.  A good and conscientious press will lead to  a mature democratic society.

The way the movie has depicted the state of journalism in our society today is dis-comfortingly close to reality.

We are now living in an age of sponsored news,  where personalities are created and destroyed by the media. News items are created , real issues thrown aside. Viewership and readership numbers are mantras of the new age media Gods.

The common man is being bombarded with deluge after deluge of useless information, often misleading and filled with half truths or worse devoid of truths.

I fervently hope it did prick some consciences in the world of Indian journalism.

The other thought that struck me was the divide between the two Indias.

More on this later